The Quick Guides

1 question a page, answered in the first line and then explained. It is what I would tell you across a table, with the sources attached.


Bordeaux runs on a vocabulary nobody hands you at the door: Grand Cru, Grand Cru Classé, second wine, en primeur, château. Here is each of those words, what it actually means, and who decides.

  1. 1 Saint-Émilion Grand Cru versus Grand Cru Classé 3 phrases a label can carry, 1 word apart. Only 1 of them is a rank.
  2. 2 The 6 classifications of Bordeaux, and which can still change 1 has changed only 2 times in more than 170 years, 1 is rebuilt every 10 years and was once annulled by a court, and 1 scores the grower before it scores the wine.
  3. 3 Left Bank and Right Bank: the rule, and where it breaks Cabernet on gravel, Merlot on clay. True often enough to teach, and wrong often enough to catch you out.
  4. 4 How to read a Bordeaux label in 60 seconds Everything on the front is either required by law, regulated by decree, or marketing. Learn which is which.
  5. 5 What a second wine really is, and what it is not Not a lesser appellation, not a cheap copy, and older than the marketing suggests.
  6. 6 The grapes of Bordeaux: 6 red, 4 white, and the 10 on trial Everyone can name 3. The cahier (the cahier des charges, the appellation’s official rulebook) names 6, and it has been quietly admitting more since 2021.
  7. 7 Noble rot, and why a hectare of Sauternes fills half the bottles A fungus, a cold river meeting a warm one, and a rule that makes a machine illegal.
  8. 8 Gravel or clay, and how the ground picks the grape Warm stones for a late grape, cold clay for an early one. Then the blend does the rest.
  9. 9 The 5 First Growths, and why 1 of them is not in the Médoc 4 were named in 1855. The 5th waited 118 years. And the odd one out was in the list from the start.
  10. 10 Margaux, Pauillac, Saint-Julien, Saint-Estèphe: know these cold 4 names, 4 characters, and 55 of the 61 red growths of the Classification of 1855 between them.
  11. 11 En primeur: who buys, who takes the risk, who sets the price The wine is sold in April, bottled 2 years later, and everyone in the chain is exposed for different reasons.
  12. 12 Courtier, négociant, la place: how Bordeaux sells its wine The estate rarely sells to you. It sells to a merchant, through a broker who never owns a bottle, and the merchant sells to the world.
  13. 13 What château legally means, and why it is not a building The word is protected in European law. What it protects is a holding, not a house.
  14. 14 How to read a cahier des charges, the skill that sets you apart Every appellation has a rulebook. Almost nobody reads it, and it answers most of the questions.
  15. 15 5 lines that will carry you through any Bordeaux dinner Not tricks. 5 true things, each of which opens a conversation instead of closing one.